- Your child may be a picky eater, but they will eat anything from the floor or that comes from a trashcan.
- When your child uses the “F” word and uses in in context, don’t laugh.
- Move your “fun times” stuff somewhere they can't reach it, or preferably a locked box. They will find it and either model it for you or play with it. Again, don’t laugh.
- Even though you said you would NEVER yell at your child, you will.
- Baby wipes are for more than butts; keep them everywhere!
- Buy more diapers than you think you’ll need, eventually you will run out and freak out; if any are leftover when he outgrows them, give to charity or another family.
- Trial-by-fire is great, but Google is better.
- You will never eat by yourself again; there will always be some little person's germy fingers in your plate. Watch out and don’t stick them with your fork.
- All diapers leak.
- The weight on the box of diapers is NOT how much they will hold.
- You do not have to have your kid potty trained by the time they are two years old. Stop stressing out about it!
- Stop trying to keep up with the other mom’s in your playgroup, they are not June Cleaver and neither are you.
- Your kids are more important than a clean house.
- You will talk about the kids during date night.
- It's okay to talk about your parenting failures as well as the triumphs.
What advice do you wish you had been given?









